Did you ever know that you're my hero?

The world's coolest teenager is going for the world record for longest name by changing his to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined". This kid is my hero.

Exclusive: Inside the Lego Factory

Some fun for Friday, as we take an amazing adventure inside the Lego factory. Each video is fascinating, and if you have some time on the weekend, watch them all, especially the Galactic Empire cloning Stormtroopers.

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

If you've heard about the Large Hadron Collider or seen the YouTube rap about it, you might be wondering, along with many people, if it has destroyed the world yet. Good thing that you can go to www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com and check.

At press time the answer was "Nope", but if you want to know what it will feel like if it does create a gigantic black hole, you can read about it in comically graphic detail here.

New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly

Some helpful new slang for all you octogenarians on the internet: New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly.

Consider Your Audience

Is it just me, or was this headline not written with guys in mind?

Charlie Rose and Fell Down Too

Something I missed linking to last week: news stalwart Charlie Rose is apparently a gadget freak to the point where it physically hurt him...

He was carrying a newly purchased MacBook Air and made a quick (but ultimately flawed) decision while falling: sacrifice the face, protect the computer. “In doing so, he pretty much hit the pavement face first, unfortunately,” they said.

I have new respect for him for both going on with the show and loving Apple computers so much. See him in bandaged and bruised action here.

The Ellipsis Solves All

Check out this amazing list of the best worst movie blurbs of 2007, where critical acclaim is creatively captured from even the worst movie reviews. It's one of those things we all think happens behind the scenes, but it's delicious to see it out in the open.

The one for Across the Universe is particularly amazing...

Junk in the Trunk

...and other ways to reduce your gas mileage in this fascinating article about a guy who regularly gets 59 MPG in a regular car.

He employs all sorts of crazy tricks like pushing his car to start, shutting off the engine while driving, getting into the tailwind of trucks, wearing ice-vests to keep cool with AC, and even performing "death-turns" to keep moving without using the brakes!

Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

This just in: gigantic Apple announcement..