The Monkey That Stole The Show

One of the best things about being a Dad is getting to legitimately continue Trick-Or-Treating, especially with such an agreeable and excited sidekick. However, after all the admirers and cameras we experienced today, it became readily apparent that Curious George is the star and the man with the yellow hat is merely the accessory. Not that I have any hard feelings about being his prop, because in the end, I get to eat all his candy. Happy Halloween!

Poop Face

Did you know that, scientifically speaking, birds pee and poo at the same time? I do. That's because I got to study it in intimate detail all the way home from work.



That's right, driving along on the Vespa this crisp autumnal afternoon when SMACK, it hit me right between the eyes. If there was ever a winning argument for wearing a full-face helmet, this is it.

Also, the trajectory was so steep and the impact so great that it ricocheted on to my pants. Hey bird, maybe you want to slow down on the berries...