Archie Getting Married

Am I the last to hear that our good friend Archie Andrews is getting married? I didn't get an invitation, did you?

I could have linked to any of the news stories that Google turned up, but I think I owe it to you, the reader, to go straight to the source and get it from Archie News, where all the headlines are reported in a green 3-piece suit and old-timey "press pass" fedora.

Also, Archie apparently chooses Veronica (a "pragmatic choice on Archie's part given the economic recession"), the gang will reunite after they graduate college, and everyone chooses careers. Boy, Archie comics have certainly got a lot more complicated since I was a kid. Back then, the biggest proposal would be between Jughead and a sandwich.