Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

If you've heard about the Large Hadron Collider or seen the YouTube rap about it, you might be wondering, along with many people, if it has destroyed the world yet. Good thing that you can go to www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com and check.

At press time the answer was "Nope", but if you want to know what it will feel like if it does create a gigantic black hole, you can read about it in comically graphic detail here.