Poop Face

Did you know that, scientifically speaking, birds pee and poo at the same time? I do. That's because I got to study it in intimate detail all the way home from work.



That's right, driving along on the Vespa this crisp autumnal afternoon when SMACK, it hit me right between the eyes. If there was ever a winning argument for wearing a full-face helmet, this is it.

Also, the trajectory was so steep and the impact so great that it ricocheted on to my pants. Hey bird, maybe you want to slow down on the berries...