Hamburger Hamlet

In this climactic scene, Wendy, shaken by the departure of her boyfriend Ronald and the death of her father Arby, commits suicide. Meanwhile Ronald, as encouraged by the ghost of the murdered Burger King, avenges his own father by killing both Wendy's brother Jack and his uncle Long John Silver, while in turn being fatally wounded by Jack in the process.

The Dairy Queen, accidentally drinking a poison which was originally intended for her own son's demise, perishes as well. In the end, most of the subjects of White Castle lay slain, including Ronald's school friends, Denny and Baskin Robbins, who are executed as spies.

We are left with only Ronald's dearest friend, Little Caesar, to relate the story and relive the memory of his time in the graveyard, where the tragic hero Ronald famously pondered life over the skull of poor Carl's Jr.