Archie McPhee and YOU

Without exaggeration, Archie McPhee is the greatest store in the entire world. They sell all sorts of stuff, including the Tiny Fez seen here on my creepy baby doll that kinda resembles Andy Richter.

In my daily life, I don't know how I could get by without spending some time with my Jesus Action Figure, or sitting down on the couch and watching some good Dogs on Television, or even having a lively conversation with my pair of Fighting Nuns, which upon further investigation are actually old Margaret Thatcher dolls dressed in habits. However, the point remains that I am not only the president of the Loving Archie McPhee fan club, I'm also a toy-carrying member.

Coincidentally, the company has announced a contest where anyone who blogs about them will be entered to win a $100 gift certificate to their store. If I win, I promise that any one of my readers who writes in the comments of this post will get up to $5 to spend on whatever the heck they want, until I run out of money and providing that either they live in the Greater Vancouver area and I can drop it off at their home, or that they don't mind paying the shipping themselves. Although I actually love the store and would post about them anyway, I want to make sure that if I'm going to run a big 'ol ad for them that you, the reader, profits as well. It's just a token of my appreciation for reading over 8 wonderfully wordy and highly irreverent posts so far.

So what will it be, the classic Rubber Chicken or some neato Nerd Glasses? Perhaps you've always wanted a pair of Windup Hopping Lederhosen, or after looking at this 2-for-1 deal you could use an Internet Urinal? Trust me, any store that has categories like Hula, Cowboy, Unicorns & Ninjas, Office Supplies, and Bacon/Meat is worth your time.

So without further adieu, and slightly shamelessly, I present to you: